Cat fitness program

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Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when you feel like it. Don't let a few extra pounds intimidate you into becoming more active. The most important aspect of fitness is: when to start the program. The best time is at about 2 a.m. The house is quiet; there are no distractions. The warm-up is critical. Cats are experts at stretching, so this won't be a problem. Start with a few wind sprints, full speed, toenails clicking on the tile or linoleum floors. A few low but loud growls will help you feel charged up. Now it is time to add some eye-paw coordination work. Find a marble (the big steelies work even better) and roll that down the floor as the sprints continue. See how many times you can ricochet it off the wallboards before...


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My Eyes

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Oh HAI everybuddy! I am going to TELL you some GOOD news. I am ALMOST completely FREE of my eosinophilic granuloma complex! My LAST outbreak was about TWO DAYS after my annual vet exam back in DECEMBER! I think the STRESS brought it on.I NEVER told you very MUCH about my CONDITION back then, because I did not want my friends to WORRY about me. But for over a YEAR I got TERRIBLE ulcers on my FACE and I got STEROID shots almost EVERY month. Here is one of my WORST ones. I hope you do not think LESS of me now that you SEE how sick I was back THEN.I was looking BACK at some of my OLD pictures, and I see how SKINNY my face was then!...


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Emergency of a blocked cat

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Is he making frequent trips to the litter box and not producing urine? Is he howling and licking his genitals? Is he laying on his side, not moving, listless, not eating, vomiting?If the cat is a male, he is at risk for an especially life-threatening complication of this syndrome: the urinary blockage.DO NOT PUT OFF HAVING THE CAT CHECKED! If the blockage persists for longer than 24 hours,urinary toxins will have started to build up in the system. Mucus, crystals and even tiny bladder stones can clump together to form an actual plug in the narrow male cat urethra. The opening is so small that it does not take a lot to completely or...


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Feeling Blue

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Here I am modeling just the skirt so you can see the fancy diamond trim. Do you see the shiny silver underskirt? I know it is a little bit Wrong to model topless, but I think it would be more Wrong for you to miss seeing my pretty skirt.Ta da! Here is the matching top. The top has a fancy built-in string of pearls. They are not as good as REAL pearls, but almost. Can you see the ribbon that is stuck to my shirt? That part is real!Please to place a matching pearl bracelet upon my dainty paw! I will pose real upright so you can see my entire ensemble. And now for the pièce de résistance. That word is just a fancy way of saying "the...


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Friend or Foe?

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This is Daisy's sock-kitty FRIEND named Craisy. If she is a friend of DAISY'S, I think she will be MY FRIEND, too! This is me and CRAISY just HANGING out. UH OH! Craisy is getting a little bit.... CRAZY! She's got me in a HEADLOCK!CRAISY! I surrend...


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Monday Not-So-Funnies

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I am very sorry there are no Monday Funnies today. A bad, bad, bad thing happened over the weekend. Can you tell I am skerred and crabilated?Look! We saw this water spot on the ceiling and it turns out we have a LEAK under the shower. And I also found out that Ceiling Cat does not live here.Harley is very skerred and upset, too! This is a giant and LOUD fan that is running for DAYS until the water dries up. The thing on the right is called a de-humidifier. I am very, very skerred of all the noise.There is also a fan and dehumidifier in the big bathroom upstairs. This means nobuddy can sleep in the master bedroom and we are camped...


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Monday Funnies

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